Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Dog Person

Is it weird to anyone else that my cat rips the eyes off of all her toys? Yeah, she literally rips them off. I noticed it first with Squirrel Toy, and then last night with Furry Mouse Replica Toy. Am I in a bad Stephen King story, or is this a natural feline instinct? I'm a dog person, for crap's sake, from a long line of dog people. Literal dog people. Of the Western Andes region of Ursa Minor. This explains why I'm so agile and rad. My ancestors would've shat themselves raw if they knew that I kept the company of Zoe, not to mention that Swedish/Korean midget dominatrix I've got tied up in the closet.


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